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Naturally.

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“It is, of course, proven that the world rests upon the backs of four elephants, who in turn stand upon a great turtle with a most broad shell.” The world agrees.
“Naturally the conclusion is drawn that the planet is flat, from these findings here.” This is true.
“The Earth is doubtlessly the center of the visible universe. It is understandably impossible to prove the same for the invisible universe, but such a same result is expected.” Unquestionably correct.
“Twelve gods preside as rulers. The countless others are here as well – they live atop the mountain there.” Naturally.
“Lightning is God’s justice. It is divine energy meant to bring retribution to the evil.” Understood.
“The computer is a fallacy. No family needs one, and they will find little use outside of large businesses.” We know.
“The atomic bomb will not go off. I speak as an explosives expert.” It is confirmed.
“Things were better back then.”
Flash-Fic-Month's day 30 challenge!

-fantistorical
-satirical
-includes four elephants and a turtle

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